In a move straight out of the “When All Else Fails, Flash Skin” playbook, NDP frontman Jagmeet Singh has decided to spice up his sputtering political campaign with a little help from the internet’s favorite hustle: sex work.
That’s right. The party of dental plans and bike lanes just welcomed an OnlyFans content creator aboard the campaign bus. Vancouver-based digital bombshell Wetz—yes, that’s the name—has strapped on a keffiyeh and hopped on Singh’s socialist sleigh ride, peddling anti-Zionist slogans between thirst traps and pay-per-view tit flashes.
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In a TikTok clip that looks like it was storyboarded by Vice interns on edibles, Wetz hypes up her role in the movement while Singh stands grinning like a backup dancer at a Bernie Sanders cosplay rave. “Hot and wild pics and vids 😈” she promises on her OnlyFans page, alongside the usual Gen Z war cries about nipple freedom and copyright lawsuits.
It’s a full-blown collision of clickbait and political theatre.
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From deep cleavage to deeper causes, Wetz pivots hard into activist mode mid-video. On the campaign trail, she leans into the camera like it’s a casting call for The View and declares, “As Canadians, we’re proud the American military doesn’t decide what goes on inside our borders. Palestinians deserve the same thing.”
Singh, ever the socialist showman, snaps back on cue: “Absolutely. We should not be buying and selling with a country … especially with Netanyahu … that violates human rights and are involved in these war crimes.”
It’s progressive improv with a stripper pole twist.
Wetz, meanwhile, channels her inner foreign policy advisor and asks why Canada does business with countries that “don’t respect international borders,” seemingly unaware that downtown Toronto’s been clogged with protests and Palestinian flags since October.
But hey—content is content.
Titillation meets the talking points
The story gets weirder. Turns out Singh and Wetz have history. She met him in an elevator four years ago, and, naturally, they made a TikTok. Fast forward: he slid into her DMs recently to talk healthcare. (Because where don’t political conversations happen these days?)
Wetz gushes about Singh’s team on Instagram like they’re the Rolling Stones: “Sanjeet is fighting the system for endometriosis care and follows my content! Jasleen manages his socials and is so kind.”
And Singh? Apparently, he gets more energized the more people he talks to. Classic extrovert behavior—or campaign cocaine, hard to tell.
The naked truth: sex sells, still
Wetz calls herself a disabled comedian, activist, and content creator. But let’s be real—her brand is sex, with a cause. One minute she’s dragging Netanyahu on Twitter (sorry—X), the next she’s selling $45 calendars of her in knee-high socks and very little else.
She’s not just selling politics. She’s selling the oldest product in the world: herself.
In fact, just weeks before the October 7 Hamas massacre, she was pitching upside-down sex acts to her followers with the kind of nonchalance you usually reserve for brunch plans. Then she followed that up with firebrand posts about genocide and apartheid—because in the 21st century, every protest has a promo code.
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Here’s the rub, boys: we’re not in your dad’s NDP anymore. The lines between porn and policy, between protest and promo, have never been thinner. And Jagmeet Singh? He’s not just courting voters—he’s courting clicks.
Wetz is the avatar of this new era. Half pin-up, half pundit. She’s got merch, memes, and a message—whether you like it or not.
The campaign might be circling the drain, but hey, the views are up. And in politics—as on OnlyFans—sometimes that’s all that matters.
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Last modified: April 5, 2025
