In a move no one saw coming, Jessie Cave—better known as Lavender Brown from the Harry Potter films—just dropped a career twist more unexpected than a plotline from the books. The 37-year-old actress, writer, and doodler has launched an OnlyFans page, but before you start making assumptions, let’s be clear: it’s all about hair.
Jessie Cave Takes Fans on a ‘Strange New Journey’—Into the World of Hair-Brushing
Announcing her foray into the subscription-based platform via Instagram, Cave described her new venture as “niche hair content.” And she wasn’t kidding. In a cheeky video, she sits brushing her long, light brown locks while an off-camera voice—presumably her longtime partner, Alfie Brown—questions whether there’s even a market for such a thing.
“People want to hear the sounds,” she confidently replies. “The brushing, the swishing.” That’s right—Cave is tapping into the under-the-radar world of hair-focused ASMR, where every stroke of a brush and every whisper of strands moving could be pure auditory gold.
Hair Fetish or Pure Aesthetic? Jessie Cave’s OnlyFans Walks a Fine Line
At one point, the voice behind the camera jokes, “Well, don’t give it away for free!” as Cave showcases her silky mane in action. She laughs but stays on brand, responding, “I need to tell people what I’m offering. It is a fetish. I think. I hope! Slutty Mormon. I’m going for a very pure aesthetic.”
For those raising an eyebrow, Cave is crystal clear on her boundaries. “No feet, no bums,” she reassures. Just the mesmerizing, hypnotic world of hair-brushing, combing, and—one assumes—some serious swishing action.
Long Hair, Big Bucks? Cave Bets on a Unique OnlyFans Niche
Her OnlyFans bio doubles down on the vision:
“Former Harry Potter actress, writer, doodler, and now OnlyFans Long Hair Specialist. I do NICHE HAIR CONTENT which you may well quite like. How magical! Owl drop near daily.”
And it continues in a possibly more saucy note: “Wizard warning: Will not do explicit sexual content. Might be in my underwear.
Will respond to Dm’s. Let’s get to know each other!”
Leaning into her Harry Potter roots with a playful nod to owl post, she’s encouraging subscribers to request specific hair-related content. And if there’s one thing the internet loves, it’s an oddly specific obsession turning into a money-making machine.
“If you have a hair thing, this is the place for you,” she assures potential followers.
So, is this a genius stroke of business savvy or just a whimsical detour? Either way, Cave’s latest adventure proves that in the world of OnlyFans, there’s truly a niche for everything.
Last modified: March 12, 2025
